Well, then it's a good thing I'm going to say 'yes,' isn't it? Aside from death being a terrible way to start a relationship, I'd have to explain your death to your friends and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't survive that.

[The big guy would probably break him in half and then give the pieces to raven-haired one to destroy. Diarmuid's not going to think about what the quiet green-eyed one would do. It's the quiet ones that are the most dangerous.]